Fruit’s basket

Posted in Uncategorized on May 16, 2010 by shinigami29

It was dark and suffocating as everyone was pushed into a small room. No one had enough room to even move a muscle. Everyone had to wait quietly as the monster took them somewhere far away from their home. After about 15 minutes the  monster stopped and put the house down. Everyone’s hearts were beating faster and faster, thinking what would happen next. They waited for an hour, but since the monster didn’t show any more interest in them, Apple decided to peek out. He opened the small hatch and jumped out. The others waited patiently,  they feared the worst. Suddenly Apple opened the hatch and whispered:” The coast is clear!”.

Fruits jumped out, all happy to finally be able to stretch their legs. There were a total of 6 of them: Apple, Coconut, Banana, Pear, Melon and Kumquat. Apple was the most courageous, Coconut was the wisest and oldest, Banana was the snobbiest, Pear was the grumpiest, Melon was the most cheerful and Kumquat… Well, Kumquat was… He was the most foreign. Other fruits didn’t bother about him very much and they suspected that he came from Russia since he spoke such strange language.

They found themselves in a huge green valley. It was beautiful. Melon began to cry and Banana didn’t have anything to say (that’s a first). Fruits  admired that place and marveled, where had they landed. Suddenly Apple decided to make a speech.

“Dear friends, this is our place! We have landed to paradise. No other fruit has been here! I say we take over!”

Since Apple was really good at speeches like that, everyone agreed except for Coconut. He said, that it was no paradise and the monsters definitely have already conquered that place. No one listened to Coconut the Wise except for Kumquat, but no one really cared about him. Apple continued his speech: ” We must follow the sun! Sun is good! Banana and Pear, go find water. We build a big house, I will become a king!” Banana and Pear bowed and left the others. Now the biggest problem was to build a shelter. Melon and Coconut were sent to find material for it.  Apple quickly constructed a fan and gave it to Kumquat. With quick gestures, Kumquat was assigned to cool Apple. Sadly none of the other fruits knew that Apple was in fact a bad guy. He wanted to make all the other fruits his slaves. As Apple was finishing plotting his evil plans, Melon and Coconut arrived. They were carrying a tattered black shoe. Of course no one knew, what it actually was and Apple immediately made it his headquarters. Coconut reported that he and Melon had sighted a sign, that said ‘Central Park’. Apple ignored him and announced: “From now on my HQ will be called Central Park! I thought of it myself and if anyone tries to claim otherwise, he or she will face the guillotine.” Apple actually didn’t know, what it meant, but since it was such a fancy word, he used it to impress others. Coconut knew, what it meant and decided to let it go just this one time.

The day passed quickly, but there was no sign of Banana and Pear. Apple didn’t take notice of their absence. He didn’t like those two because Banana always made fun of him and Pear didn’t worship him enough. He was a true tyrant. Fruits got no food (not like they had any anyway) and they had to work while Apple just watched them in his new HQ. Time passed by, but nothing changed. Banana and Pear didn’t return. Since everyone suffered from thirst, Apple invented ‘the moving HQ’. Its construction was simple: Apple sat in the shoe and others carried him. They had covered a great distance when suddenly Melon died. Apple just left her corpse there and they carried on. Finally the group reached the fountain. They got to freshen themselves. Everyone was in a very cheery mood, when suddenly a monster came and ate Apple. Without their leader, Kumquat and Coconut were at loss but still happy to get rid of the tyrant. As they were cheering, someone picked Coconut up and threw him far away from Kumquat. Kumquat believes, that Coconut is still flying around, helping people with his wisdom.

Kumquat was left alone and he suffered a lot because of it. He drank more water and started looking for new companions. Under the scorching sun, Kumquat walked and walked. He was about to die, when suddenly he noticed a basket of kumquats. He cheerfully jumped in there and became very popular. All kumquats wanted to hear him speak. Finally there was someone willing to listen to Kumquat. Since everyone was so eager to listen, he told the tale of him and his little friends.

Job interview don’ts

Posted in Uncategorized on April 3, 2010 by shinigami29

There are many weird things that people tend to do on job interviews. There are small and unimportant slips, but some are significant and they cause a resolute failure.

Here are the things you mustn’t do on a job interview. Don’t…

  • act too familiarly
  • ignore the interviewer
  • use the phone during the interview
  • put your legs on the desk
  • use overfamiliar hand gestures
  • mention the interviewer’s personal life
  • act impolitely
  • try to impress the interviewer with witty stories
  • swear
  • talk about your personal failures
  • beg

You should:

  • be polite to the interviewer
  • ask about things you don’t understand politely
  • show yourself in a good way

All in all be polite.

Music now and forever

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2010 by shinigami29

Music is a constantly changing thing. People’s ideals, thoughts and views change remarkably fast. During those changes new styles of music are born.  Everyone loves music, well, at least I haven’t met a single person, who hates it. The choice is truly vast. Each individual can choose a style according to his/her personality, preference, style, mood or other factors. When you like relaxing, then classical music is the best choice for you.  However, if you are a very emotional person, you’d prefer powerful music like metal. Of course nothing is certain and your personality and the preferred style don’t always match.

I love punk, screamo, metal, post-hardcore, alternative… Well, I find it meaningless to continue the list, because it’s so long. All in all, I prefer ‘powerful’ music. Maybe I’m just weird, but when I have a good mood, I like to listen to sad songs, when sleepy, I listen to happy songs and so on. Of course this is not certain. I could listen to really happy and cute songs when I’m furious.

I wish to introduce you to a band named Silverstein. It’s a post-hardcore band, which was formed in the year 2000. It has 5 members: Neil Boshart (lead guitar) , Bill Hamilton (bass guitar, backing vocals), Shane Told (vocals) , Paul Koehler (drums) and Josh Bradford ( rhythm guitar). At first the band was formed for fun and the love of music. However as the band grew more mature emotionally, they started to make music with really deep meanings. The band often uses allegory and riddles. For example the song “My heroine”, which was released in 2006. Heroine is the female lead, but heroin is a drug. The song compares those. A girl, who is actually bad for him in the long run.

For now the band has already released four albums and two extended plays. Silverstein is a rising star and it is gaining more and more fans. I am one of them, because Silverstein is one band, whom I can listen to every day and never get tired of.

A sweet little poem…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 4, 2010 by shinigami29

All right,

my parents turned into zombies.

I want them to,

stop acting like dummies.

I don’t want them to,

eat my juicy, delicious  brains.

I want them to,

stay in their room, when it rains.

I don’t want them to,

smell like mud and worms.

I would like them to,

stop eating the students in dorms.

I want them to,

start eating healthy vegetables

and quit eating our neighbors.

But, alas, they are zombies,

so I’ll just love them as they are.

The Council of Representatives of Iraq

Posted in Uncategorized on December 20, 2009 by shinigami29

The Council of Representatives of Iraq is مجلس النواب  in Arabian.  It currently consists of 275 seats. The Council of Representatives is unicameral and it usually meets in Baghdad in the Green Zone, which is also called the International Zone.

History

The first elected Iraq parliament was formed in 1925 after the establishment of  constitutional monarchy. It was a bicameral parliament and it consisted of lower house, the Chamber of Deputies and the upper house, the Senate. The lower house was elected by all adult male within he nation and the upper house was appointed by the king. In 1958 a military coup abolished the parliament and deposed the monarchy. The 1970 constitution created a republic with an elected National Assembly. The Assembly was merely a figurehead, the elections weren’t considered fair, because only members of Hussein’s own Baath Party were elected.

In 2003  Saddam Hussein was forcibly removed from power by the USA, the UK and their allies during the Iraq War. In 2005 legislative authority was separated into two: the Council of Representatives and the Council of Union.

Today there are lots of political pressure groups and leaders like Sunni militias and Shia militias.  The parliament was under pressure from the United States to pass legislation dealing with members of the Baath party, distribution of oil revenues, regional autonomy, and constitutional reform, by September 2007.

The Council passes federal laws, oversees the executive, ratifies treaties, and approves nominations of specified officials. It elects the president of the republic, who selects a prime minister from the majority coalition in the Council.

Akiharu Tsukiyama

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 27, 2009 by shinigami29

Konnichiwa! Yoroshiku! Pleased to meet you! My name is Akiharu Tsukiyama, mainly known by my artist name, Miku. I’m the lead vocalist of a Japanese Visual Kei band,  An Cafe. The band has gained great success in Japan, also moderate success in America and Europe.  Our group has already released four full-length albums and two EPs (extended plays). I’m really proud of our band, because we have come so far, we’re very close to fulfilling our dream of performing in Nippon Budokan, it’s a huge arena in Tokyo, where large-scaled rock-shows take place. We’re performing there on 4th January 2010.

My monthly schedule is really tight. The group has concerts about five times a month. We barely have any free time. If we’re not giving concerts, we’re usually in practice or in interviews and so on. But in free days I like to hang out with the band-members, play with my dog, Nyappy-chan, or go shopping to Harajuku. This week I’m luckily free. I’m planning to get together with the band almost everyday, we’re going to try out a new restaurant and of course we’re going shopping.

I feel that nothing has changed in my life, I make many fun memories and  see many new places. Our fans also sometimes come to us and ask for an autograph. I don’t feel annoyed by my fans. I think that the bonds between me and my fans are quite deep. I don’t take them as my supporters, I take them as my friends. The fans encourage me when I’m having a rough time. They usually give off a pleasant aura, so I can relax with them.

I enjoy my job whole-heartedly. There is nothing I don’t like about my job, the whole band is having fun and we also hope, that everyone,who is listening to our music is enjoying themselves.  If everyone is having fun, then our mission is accomplished, An Cafe is definitely  going to work hard in the future.

An Cafe-Escapism

An Cafe-Cherry Saku Yuuki

PS. THIS IS NOT THE REAL MIKU! IT’S ONLY MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK!

Hello!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 9, 2009 by shinigami29

Hello! This is my first time blogging here and I hope to successfully continue blogging.

I’m 15 years old and I’m a freshman in high school.  I’m not a very interesting person, so there isn’t much to tell about myself.

For an outsider I seem shy, reserved and quiet, but I think that when people get to know me, then they understand, that it’s not like that at all. I have many silly thoughts and let’s just say, that if I’d accomplish even one of them, then the world would be completely changed. For example: I plan to form an underground spy-janitor organization. Who said, that being a janitor is a shameful job? They get to know things about people without even trying hard. Eventually the organization would develop into a world-wide cult and we’d take over the world.

Sadly or gladly all my plans end up with me taking over the world. A little bit strange, isn’t it?

I love Japan. I love the culture, the language, the history, the people, the food etc. I really wish to travel there one day. Maybe build up a business there.

I don’t know, what to write anymore, so for now bye-bye!

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